Slaves In FICO Land

I know that many people feel threatened by recent security breaches but don’t know what to do to prevent identity theft. The companies that promise to protect your ID are likely to be the next victims of the hackers. How can you protect yourself? Simple … really! Make yourself so undesirable that no one will want your ID. That’s right: ruin your credit score. It’ll be fun! Make those credit card payments late, or skip them altogether. Spend over your limit, way over your limit. Mortgage and car payments? What payments? There is some potential downside fallout, sure, but it’s time to stop and smell the roses … and then mow ‘em down you suckers. Roses don’t last that long anyway, and the petals are just as nice.

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